Self-Appointed CEOThe Loud One
Jax
- Thinks he runs the neighborhood.
- Always has a “business opportunity.”
Favorite hobby: Causing problems.
Meet The Bosses
Two rascals. Zero supervision.
Neighborhood legends in their own minds. Bedtime is at 8.
Self-Appointed CEO
Acting CFOThe Strategist
Benny
- Pretends every conversation is a million-dollar deal.
- Always trying to keep Jax out of trouble.
Favorite hobby: Damage control.
Now Playing
Their Latest Adventures
Six feature films. Zero permission slips.
🚔Rated PG · Chase
The Great Escape
A JAX & BENNY production. Coming to a backyard near you.
🏖Rated PG · Drama
Poolside Negotiations
A JAX & BENNY production. Coming to a backyard near you.
💰Rated PG · Thriller
Cookie Heist
A JAX & BENNY production. Coming to a backyard near you.
🎱Rated PG · Spaghetti
Mafia Meeting
A JAX & BENNY production. Coming to a backyard near you.
🚗Rated PG · Action
Tiny Getaway
A JAX & BENNY production. Coming to a backyard near you.
🍕Rated PG · Finance
Pizza Debt
A JAX & BENNY production. Coming to a backyard near you.
Neighborhood Police Dept · Case File #J&B
Most Wanted
Classified. Do not distribute. Especially not to their moms.
ClassifiedStill at large
Official RecordCase opened: Nap timeStatus: Ongoing
Jax · 3'9"
Benny · 3'8"
- C-001Wanted for stealing cookies.HIGH
- C-002Suspected juice box laundering.MEDIUM
- C-003Known playground escape artists.HIGH
- C-004Caught negotiating snack deals.LOW
- C-005Wanted in three neighborhoods.CRITICAL
Reward: One (1) juice box. Approach with snacks.
Tokenomics
Where the allowance goes
Total supply: 1,000,000,000 J&B. Counted twice. By Benny.
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0%
Juice Boxes
Liquidity, but make it tropical punch.
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0%
Community
Every kid on the block gets a cut.
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0%
Causing Trouble
Marketing. Mostly chaos.
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0%
Neighborhood Expansion
New blocks, new problems.
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0%
The Crew
Locked. Like the cookie jar should be.
Fine print
0% tax. 100% trouble. Contract renounced (Jax lost the keys).
Top Secret
The Master Plan
Drawn in crayon. Executed with confidence.
Escape Daycare
Phase 1 · Complete. Nobody saw anything.
Assemble The Crew
Phase 2 · Complete. Membership: snacks required.
Become Playground Legends
Phase 3 · Complete. Slide record still stands.
Take Over Crypto
NowPhase 4 · In progress. Benny made a spreadsheet.
Buy The Moon
Phase 5 · Pending. Waiting on allowance.
World Domination
Phase 6 · Scheduled. After nap time.
Membership is free. Snacks are not.
Join the Crew.
Get in before the next heist. Weekly business meetings held in the treehouse.